{"product_id":"congratulations-on-your-new-vagina-new-baby-card","title":"Congratulations On Your New Vagina New Baby Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you've just squeezed a tiny person being out of your most delicate parts, you're going to want a bit of a giggle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet's face it, a seven-pound lump of human is going to mess things up a bit - even if only temporarily - so why shy away from it?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis card celebrates that fact - and hopes to raise a titter or two along the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, the design features a baby pattern background, with the wording 'Congratulations On Your New Vagina' in a choice of blue or pink backgrounds, because we're big ol' gender stereotypers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCard and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic card wrappers. You can find out more by searching the hashtag on social media.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCard is blank inside for your own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn original design by Paper Plane.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSquare card printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCard: H148 x W148mm. Envelope: H155 x W155mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paper Plane","offers":[{"title":"SkyBlue","offer_id":46942403920041,"sku":"PP060","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":46942403952809,"sku":"PP059","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0078\/8850\/2836\/files\/PP060.jpg?v=1774850594","url":"https:\/\/wabmarketplace.com\/products\/congratulations-on-your-new-vagina-new-baby-card","provider":"WAB Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}